things I often think about: Scenes from The Jerk

"Stand by the roads, and look, and ask for the ancient paths, where the good way is; and walk in it, and find rest for your souls."

February 9, 2011

Harry: Listen, do you want to be president of Texaco oil?

Navin: Sure!

Harry: Then clean up the sink in there.

Navin: And then I’ll be president of Texaco oil?

Harry: What ever happened to working your way up? He’s not working for me ten minutes and already he wants to be president of Texaco oil.